If my years in a technical field have taught me anything, it’s that this half-cooked shit sandwich was made by people in sales and management who were all promoted for making the shareholders happy. It’s always up to the engineers to slap some shit together that they just learned about yesterday and was needed last week.

Whatever part you’d like to be looking at. Here’s

Troy looks like he was the sweetest of boys, I hope have a lot of warm memories that you cherish often

How DARE you

Yes, but please don’t fart glitter on him. It’ll never come out

Mari is a fantastic example of a good cat!

I love it! I usually go for a subdued build without RGB or anything, but now I NEED this in my life.

He definitely has a favorite person (hint: not me)

I told Derek you said hi and he rolled over and went back to sleep 🤷‍♀️

I think the premise is she’s doing the opposite of what she’s told, so she slurrp when she’s told to push.

The second coming of u/poem_for_your_sprog?

I can’t mess with him when he’s

We call her Spoon Nose sometimes because it looks like a wooden spoon you’d use making pasta or whatever

I’ve met two so far and both have been psychopathic. Not a huge sample size, but no, I don’t think sane torties exist.

He’s a little demon so we named him after the fire demon in Howl’s Moving Castle. They’re both demons and they’re both orange, so it just kind of worked. Other contender was Samwise, but he’s no Gamgee