Didn’t they only announce the mascot like two weeks ago?

This has taken longer than most porn sensations to establish themselves, I’m a little disappointed in the community. Then again, she’s an underage anime girl, so I guess disappointment is the default state.

All hostage negotiations require a certain amount of trust to proceed.

I don’t really follow any hackers, but I know that different groups have different ethics, and some of them actually have a reputation to uphold.

And speaking of reputation, currently I have more faith in a random group of hackers than I do in a fortune 500 company not to renege on their end of the deal.

The request for bread is unusual. But it’s France, so maybe not that unusual. Depending on the ‘payment plan’ you could feed a thousand people a week for a year.

It’s a bit of a stretch (their statement is so short), but I interpret this as: “Schneider has failed to serve the public trust by allowing the public’s data to be exposed. They can regain the public’s trust by feeding the public.”

The magician’s assistant must be a labracadabradoodle

Are you fucking retarted [sic]? Are you too godamn [sic] stupid to see how fucking dumb you are? You my simple mindless friend … no intelligent creator would ever willfully will into existance [sic] a moron as fucking moronic as you.

Can’t imagine why you got banned 🙄

Everyone sucks here, but like… come on

I have a friend with one of those automatic food dispensers that releases food at set times

The cats hate the time change (and I mean, fair). They’re probably screaming right now

My wife would probably do the same, because if she expected me to keep a real plant alive I’d surely disappoint her.

“Yeeow! I’m stabbed!” is some high quality thespian dialogue. I can see why Jughead’s in the theatre group

I guess Biden made a statement the other day that said that people voting for Trump were garbage.

So now these people without a shred of irony have started dressing as garbage.

This is excellent, thank you!

Now I’m in the market for a Mr T duck lol

Excellent choice of rubber duckies.

Does anybody have any rubber duck recommendations? Spooky or otherwise, I’m looking to expand my collection.

What, do you use the mouse?

I once sat in on a parent/teacher meeting with my brother. The teacher lamented that my brother could be doing so much better if he just applied himself.

He had a 96 in the course. You know how much better he could do if he applied himself? 4%. Doesn’t seem like it would be worth the effort, y’know?

If there is necromancy afoot though, I’d suspect it might be at the world’s largest cemetery.

It’s not great to be queer in China.

Depending on how things go in the next couple weeks, we might say the same of the US though. It’s already true for certain parts of the country

Personally, I like the southern twang.

It feels almost lyrical

I guess we can add bath toys to the list of things cops are afraid of

I would like to sign up for your mudcrab facts

It’s the line of best fit, not the line of good fit

I love factorio, I have over a hundred hours in it.

I still haven’t launched a rocket yet

It’s a shame when the enjoyable jobs aren’t hiring