SIX! I shove more than that into my mouth in one go, fucking six… Oooo look at Mr 6 chips over there, he’s sooooo good at portioning his food, god I want to fuck him… Said nobody.

I just noticed, the only times Janeway hooks up with someone is as an alien salamander and with a hologram, no wonder she was ready to fight anyone.

Do you want to be transformed into a large alien salamander?

I’m giving her all she’s got Captain!

Man, I can’t wait for gay space communism, gotta be more fun than this shit we got going on.

Like, I’ll try.

True lies motherfucker.

Bitch, you’re not even gonna be here in 2027.

Mr Bean

Hey I’m Zroy ZcClure, you might remember me from such films as, Learn your ABC’s and The Alphabet: A Consonant Vowel.

So its the horrors we see that causes it.

If a streaming company is greedy and lets you use the same card each sign up, you can indefinitely use their service for free using an endless supply of free emails.

I had Foxtel Go, an online pay tv service in Australia, for free for 2 years before I got bored of it, I think I fucked up like 3 times and had to pay, but as long as you cancel it a day or 2 before, you’ll be fine.

It’s fine when they brick our property, but its a crime when we brick their property.

People mourn in different ways.

Yeah he was gangster, at one point we were running an underground piracy ring on the school holidays.

He’s the one who introduced me to piracy, I think I was like 5 when we pirated my first copy of Windows 3.1

My grandpa and I would go to the video store , hire out a bunch of overnighter ps1 games, go home, copy them all, go back to drop off the ones we got earlier that day and grab the rest, go home copy those and return the others again, we did this every time they got new games.

I didn’t even need the text description to know that was my boy Arthur.