My bets are…

Police protections

Tax Burden shift

Media control/persecution

New protection for discrimination on 1st amendment grounds for hiring/business

NOAA collapse (more like privatization)

Deportations

Democrat imprisonments

Removal of carbon output caps.

Also missing, he is going to dismiss all the court cases against himself, and use the military to lock up anyone who filed or testified against him.

Oh and Joe Biden is going to sit on his thumbs for the next 2 months instead of taking the wrapper off those new tyrant powers and drone-striking his ass.

Probably less of an “everyone is going to die” and more of a “everyone is going to start screaming and vomiting” look.

Oooh, a lesson in not changing history from “Mr I’m my own Grandpa!”

Culver’s puts the AED right next to the soda fountains. They know their customer base, and are concerned about their safety and ability to come back.

Their burgers are overrated, but the fries are good.

I don’t yet, but tomorrow is the day for sure.

I don’t yet, but tomorrow is the day for sure.

Pffff. Look at this conspiracy bullshit.

Everyone knows that the universe will actually be created tomorrow. What you are experiencing now is a flashback from tomorrow of what you did yesterday. Prove me wrong.

Yeah, and Alexa/Siri/Google assistant don’t eavesdrop unless you use the magic words to activate them.

I’m having flashbacks to Windows 8 being heavily developed to be “touch optimized” at a time where 3% of computers had touchscreen capabilities.

I’m pro-choice, but mostly anti-death penalty, isn’t that a contradiction?

I don’t really think so. A person’s bodily autonomy and the state’s power to execute citizens should not overlap.

Never heard this before…

As a sit pisser, I have no trouble pissing all my pee. That being said, I have heard that problems pissing while sitting is a sign of a swollen prostate and possible cancer. So my stand pissers should pop the occasional squat piss just to check their P-spot health.

Depends on the airport, but usually yes.

Pack some prepaid package envelopes with your home as the destination. TSA got a problem with your nail clipper? Leave your favorite knife in your pocket by accident? Put it in the envelope and drop it in any USPS box.

Glass lizards have external ears. Easier to spot those right behind the jaw. Their body/head segment is pretty distinctive once you’ve seen a bunch side by side. At first it’s difficult, but with a little practice they become easy to distinguish, like Alligator vs Crocodile.

Did you miss the whole “childless cat ladies” thing the GOP has been doing lately?

Exactly. So if people stop going there, then there is no reason to go there. Full circle, people go there because they go there. Let’s just stop fucking doing that.

Why don’t we just let Twitter/X die? It’s not like it’s an essential platform, there are other places to post short-form bullshit opinions. Twitter/X is not the sole supplier of any resources except their own brand name. Just walk away and let it burn. Without massive public engagement, it’s just a more expensive to run Truth Social.

You should try reading your source…

“Experts say the American alligator’s top running speed clocks in at 11mph.”

I a fat outta shape slouch, but I think in a life or death situation I could manage 11mph for a few minutes.

Sure they can burst a good bit of speed, but that 20-30 ft sprint mostly comes from them lunging with all 4 legs and their tail as hard as they can and then maybe 1 or 2 more lunges and some scrabbling.

It’s mainly a matter of weight and gait. They got stubby little side protruding legs and they weight a ton incomparison to their leg musculature. They can high walk for a good distance, and they can gallop, but only for a few steps.

Flat solid land? Nah, person wins on any distance over a few feet.

Through brush and marsh? Nobody beats the gator.