I can assure you, a millennial or older wrote this list to rile up his fellows :D

You’re Going to Have to Trust Us

… yeah that’s the problem, I don’t :D

Kind of you to assume Arch Linux is going to tell you what the outcome is going to look like :D

Thanks those are definitely good ones. I can’t believe I forgot about the classical inventing oxygen lie :D

I want to do this myself. What kind of a lie or useless information should I tell about myself? That I was there when the tectonic plates moved, or that I have reviews of how handsome I am?