I hear that a shotgun was involved or something like that? I guess they were always arguing about who would sit in the front of the bus and it got so bad they just stopped playing

As if someone born on December 31st 1999 wouldn’t self identify as a 90’s kid

Source: I was born in 1998 and I’m nostalgic of Nirvana, a group that disbanded before I was born

Might be, but she gives it to everyone else

To be fair, almost anything not strictly necessary for survival is technically a ritual. Birthday party? Ritual. Saying “bless you” after someone sneezes? Ritual. Giving your sheep ankle bones to the winner? Ritual. Shaking hands? Believe it or not, ritual.

You know she’s gonna turn around and say cellphone radiation gives you cancer

His roast is ruined!

If you were only going 6 km/h you were doing it wrong

Is there a joke about the IVF bill here?