Colonel Sanders

*arithmetic

Apparently calling that out, however, was an unpopular decision.

Kinda fumbled on the title there didn’t ya? lol

Even then it’ll probably just be from one town to another very close by thus really only useable for a small subset of people. We need trans continental high speed railways not puddle jumpers

This. Only reason I use Brave is for my iPhone (which I am already planning to jump back to Android when it’s time for a new phone) because I can listen to YouTube videos/music in the background and no ads when going through the browser (another reason I’m going back to Android is for Revanced). Everything else is FF

Came in here to mention Pascal’s wager as well. Though the argument isn’t so much to fool God as it is to basically slowly convert someone out of habit so it’s more like “fool weak minded people with this one simple trick” lol

Yup. Pirating is about filling a need where companies sorely lack in providing services. When a company provides a shitty service or offers no viable alternative to obtaining something I would gladly pay for, pirating bridges that gap.

It’s not so much that they’re out of touch (though they are) as it is that they just don’t give a fuck. Any way to return a profit or bump the stock price a few cents is all that matters.

So, any news regarding a tech company is not, in your eyes, “tech news”?

*I’m not even going to do the bare minimum today, am I?

That grammar bothered me more than it should have.

Oh boy, you’re in for a wild ride with the Tuvix episode then.

Tom Paris?

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Yar har, fiddle de dee Being a pirate is alright to be Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free You are a pirate!

insert “They’re the same picture” image here

Why didn’t I think of buying a lake house!?

He may have committed some…light insider trading

Edit: inb4 people don’t get the joke

Psst! That was the joke!

We need to make sure we come up with a way to enforce it as well!

That’s a fucking meme worthy face if ever I’ve seen one lmao