I looked at the picture and thought for a straight minute that this is a tiger… Like, photographed from further away

Shocking! Who could have expected that?!

Exactly this. Any employer trying to put private devices into their MDM is totally unprofessional anyway… Most MDMs allow access to the GPS Data and have a remote wiping function, it would be a privacy mess for the employee AND employer.

This looks a lot like these liminal spaces pictures… quite creepy