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Radiolab Episode from Tree to Shining Tree (air date 7/30/2016) is a really fun episode about mushroom networks.

Or a clip board with some technical papers on it, in case you don’t want to lug a ladder.

What do the colors represent?

Its coming from Tiktok. Bytedance has heavy word censorship and if one of your comments or videos was flagged as inappropriate and had one of those words your account would be automatically suspended for review.

So a lot of normal westerm words got flagged. Kill. Dead. Any word related to sex. Hole. (Lol) basically every curse word.

Then there are gray words like Pedophile where people think it changes the algorithm to show your videos less if they contain them, but no one has any proof from what I can tell.

I would have offered a ten spot to switch places.

I don’t even hate the conversation that much, I just hate standing in my doorway for a half hour having the convo.

I like the fanfiction that Snowpiercer is a sequel to Willy Wonka.

Did that for about 5 years, didn’t work. If anything they came even more often.

I don’t mind the conversation for a bit and my comment probably alludes to me being ruder than I actually am. But after a half a hour if they can’t take a hint or even a direct declaration… Then you got to find some other way to get them to leave.

Oh man this is really brilliant, I never imagined I could get free labor out of them.

Hey your keyboards still all fucked, how come you haven’t fixed it by now?

I like when those religious nutjobs come by, I have so much fun with it. I aggressively offer them alcohol (like pour shots and crack beers and put it in front of them) which is usually a hoot with the religious types that go door to door. They usually come in twos, so it’s fun to create personal drama in your head about them and then just declare it openly to them. (I am surprised they let you work so closely with Matt, with you know… The temptations and all😉).

I used to even have props for some gags… But for some reason I haven’t seen them in a year or more. It’s a game of if I can make them uncomfortable enough to abandon the mission… I always feign some interest.

They shouldn’t even be able to market it as self driving if they don’t insure the self driving mode itself.

Because the instance would get sued?

Imagine someone gets back at their ex and puts a dispenser with LSD in it programmed to dispense a bit every like 15 liters poured out of their Samsung Fridge… Which will probably also play adds with your face on it.

It will engage me to turn it off.

Who said the lead poisoning stopped?

Its probably not what you think. It’s themes have more to do with the stress and failures of the restaurant business. It’s gritty in a way.

Eat your weeds… This is Common Purslane:

It grows mostly everywhere and is a huge source of Omega 3 fatty acids. It’s much better cooked in my opinion. Also it’s best to find them in a field and not by the roadside where it may be leeching up god knows what hydrocarbon adjacent type of poisons.