I steal crumbs.
Crumbs.
Also I maintain a secret cache of documents underneath the Alaskan tundra with the help of a diesel generator, some very large goggles and a years supply of smoked frozen herring.
Families should be a meritocracy. Lets turn the ice cream into a subscription service though.
Doubles as a dad joke.
We want robot dogs with a good moral compass.
We could double the petition, one funding for each big toe. double profit.
As long as all the advertising for the NFT’s contains the power phrase ACT NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST I will approve this plan.
If we kidnapped poor people we could increase the burn rate. we could also sell ransom insurance.
Lets raise 300 billion for an AI Blockchain analysis in Invidias new Simulated reality platform to find what realities there would be for each alternate universe and use it to make stock market predictions in each individual multiverse. Then we market this to consumers as high fashion.
Instead of selling the pieces, lets sell NFT’s of the pieces, and hide the actual pieces next to Jimmy Hoffas body.
With a guaranteed recovery time to watch your favorite show by nighttime. Nice. Worldwide franchise, we need 300 billion. lets do it.
Good burn rate. Maybe we also throw some blockchain in there somehow to increase it.
Burn rate needs to come up. Lets raise money for super bowl ads for the launch.
We scrape the entire internet for any instance of people referring to a “game changer”, turn it into an NFT that can only be purchased with raw crude oil.
We use AI to create a biomass of 168 billion tons of insects and then have all the governments pay us to keep them away.
Yes it would be monetized, by a swimsuit calendar of each Lemmy user.
“Yer Mom was a ________”
100 percent ads- no content. Only with the “Super VIP Concierge Service ™” do you get content, but that is in the form of a 10 day trial for a second subscription. Customer service will be entirely handled by Chat GPT.
Invest now, this is a game changer and a win-win!
Don’t get pissy with me.
Perfect for the VIP Package and the subscription model>>>>>>
I hereby promise to give you back your dinosaurs, starting with a clone of the T-Rex.