Saw an article by David Frost in the Torygraph earlier. I genuinely can’t imagine having the energy to get so irate for money about such inane shit.

The Tories.

I saw my wife playing this years ago, and always fancied having a go, but never got around to it.

So a few months back we got it going so it could stream to our Apple TV and off I went. Spent a few weeks playing it in the evenings and having a nice time.

Then Ubisoft put out an ‘update’ to it, that broke it completely. A massive update for a ten year old game. Cunts.

So I guess I’ll never finish it, because fuck Ubisoft.

I drive a Mini. The SUV infiltration in this country is making night driving a miserable experience for me.

I’ve taken to muttering “There goes the Vroom Vroom Man in his vroom vroom” every time one of these pricks rumbles by. It solves nothing, but makes me laugh.

it’s a tragedy of the commons.

A gentle heads up that the guy who coined that term was a huge piece of shit, and was almost certainly wrong.

Saw some thick trout on Twitter the other day, saying that the endless drizzling rain here in the UK this summer is a sign that climate change isn’t real, and, like, it’s cool and raining in July, and apparently that isn’t climate change.

These people are so dense light bends around them.

“We expect profit levels to fall back significantly moving forward to the reasonable and modest levels allowed for in the price cap,”

Forgive me for believing with all my heart that there shouldn’t be a profit motive when it comes to essential energy.

Oil the guillotines, chaps, prepare them well.

Sadly, those glory days came to an end with the rise of internet porn and the very poor sales of the Ford XHamster.