Looks like it was done using the spline tool.

No, that would be totally reckless. They probably just used the soda bottle to prop up one end of the neutron reflector.

I’ll allow it.

MacBook Air club represent!

What a little shit.

There’s also the email that could’ve been a “man-up and make this inconsequential decision by yourself, Dave”

What is the charge? Eating an onion? A succulent sea onion?

Normally when I think of wobbegongs I think about cute, maybe a little strange-looking but otherwise harmless creatures. But then I remember that the tasselled wobbegong exists.

MTG is just playing good cop. People like her depend on people like Laura Loomer to make them seem less crazy.

Edit: also, can we acknowledge how badass her grandfather looks?

I love i3wm. Incredibly lightweight and minimalistic.

When you get this to work, hit me up for some venture capital.

Gibberish? That’s poetry. I sang it to Billy Joel’s ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’

The Craft. I’m pretty sure Fairuza Balk is responsible for awakening my goth fetish.

Grinch

How do I subscribe for more garlic facts?

Strap-on human butt cheeks. Now I’ve seen everything.

Yo dawg, I heard you like poutine…

Canadian couples only have sex doggy-style, so they can both watch the hockey game.

If I’m ever reincarnated as a mole rat, I know I have guaranteed employment.