“I’m sure they’ll be fine for a bit without me, this trip only took me about 2000-ish years.”

My highschool used Ubuntu exclusively back in 2010

I was 28 before my mom told me I’ve had a lazy eye since I was a teen.

But I don’t want cookies. I actively avoid them! (but I did move over to Pop!_OS)

Borg & Beck

I’ll make sure to do that next time then

Don’t worry, I spilled from the oil pan onto the floor, not the engine itself. I cleaned it.

I second this.

I don’t know why but I’m imagining a book at a bar and the bartender handing it a shot glass saying “This’ll put some hair on your cover”