Butt crayon.

Plot twist - OP’s neighbor’s house actually has 20 people living in it. Per person, they’re producing less waste than he is.

Kitty isn’t actually eating Cheetos. This is a photo from a seance and they’ve connected to the spirit of the original Chester Cheetah. This is simply ectoplasm being expelled.

Local to me, but https://www.modest.coffee/ offers subscriptions as well.

I haven’t subscribed because different times of year I order from Modest or pick up from another local roaster, but the beans I get were typically roasted a day or so before shipping.

I’m guessing they basically made a second drive through line. They just need someone outside to walk the food out to the second line.

I don’t eat them because I always equated them to water bugs.

I’m paying $115mo for whatever the cable crossing a nearby interstate can offer my small neighborhood. I’ve been told by a frustrated service worker that until Xfinity is willing to replace the lines our service will continue to fluctuate. Most of the time it’s just ok, but we have spikes of great connection or barely connected. This effects the whole neighborhood, but many are older residents who I might guess rely on the Internet less.

When I’ve seen this I’ve wondered if the dog got into some wet concrete, tar, or something irreversibly damaging to their coat.