Nah I don’t thing feces would hold up so well, and there’s still lots of swords around today. Must be some other mystery material.

Such a soft but satisfying crunch that echoes through the years

I can’t stop laughing, I’m going to share this with so many people.

Or skip all of the above and crunch like it’s the chicks in Fable

You either love hating it or hate loving it

Just one more reason I need to switch back.

Android only?

Okay genuinely asking - how the heck did you make this

Worried she’s gonna get burned?

Or shoeboxes

Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE

“Passage‽ U can’t pass me ima floor it!” -them, probably

We’re all you.

Cricket‽

Damn I’ll never see that word the same again will I?

Okay, that makes a lot more sense. Though all my experience with an active apple device, there’s a default to send a failed iMessage as an SMS so it’s essentially covered. iMessage just allows like-devices to communicate via internet connection rather than phone towers.

You say iMessage isn’t an opt-out service, then immediately state the setting option that allows users to opt out. Yes, if you toggle off iMessage you will send via SMS instead and won’t be sending through iMessage at all.

And all other EDC items and thing I need for wherever I’m off to