Technically each scientist can hit the balloon more than once, just not in succession.

Well to be fair it pays to be more aerodynamic on the plains.

A lot of people are some combination of lazy, stupid, ignorant, and/or indifferent.

Clown college.

No, seriously.

It really needs more trees, dang.

You cast 9mm at the dragon, but its hide is too thick and you do 2 damage.

It’s almost like if you piss off your users then they’ll ditch you.

Honestly of they could program a halfway decent AI therapist then art least it could take some of the load off our already insufficient mental health professionals by dealing with the lighter-weight cases, leaving the psychotherapists free to deal with the especially sick people.

I can’t squint hard enough to tell.

He’s from The Sims 4.

Nothing dystopian about this, nope. JFC what an awful time to exist in.

Jokes aside, one of the best deterrents to break-ins is a dangerous-seeming dog.

It doesn’t help that the Indian driving culture has a concept for “slow the fuck down” and that right of way seems to belong to whichever vehicle is largest.

Translation: you will now train your eventual replacement.

Aww those derp eyes remind me of Spleens.

Cool story William Shatner.

They might know some whataboutisms and strawmen.

Well I can’t afford a replacement for my busted computer, so here I am on my fuckin phone.

I’ve already had to hand-slap it once. I mean I only use it once in a while when I’m driving but still, fuck Gemini.

NGL at first I thought it was a shitty Halloween mask of a giant alien grasshopper head.