It looks like somebody just dropped a paving stone in dry ice.

The problem with white and yellow is that they tend to attract bees, and without a flamethrower I’m completely defenseless against them.

It looks low enough to smack your head on when you stand up too fast.

They look so salty about it lol

Hmm. Does it count as a cone, mathematically speaking, if it doesn’t come to a point?

Puffy just likes to watch.

That octopus put its entire life into that game.

You’re gonna want to wear nose plugs and goggles for when you fall into that pool.

What was he fighting them with, a medieval flail?

Motherfucker must be getting altitude sickness from how high his petard has hosted him.

Om nom nom chuckle fucks.

Also the Internet wasn’t crapped up with every moron imaginable that could pick up a phone. There was a minimum barrier to entry; you needed a computer and to have at least average intelligence to figure out how to use it.

Matt Walsh isn’t exactly an intellectual giant. He’s not even intellectually average. He’s short. Tiny even. Intellectually.

Why do they have their own castle?

“because go to hell, that’s why” is also a perfectly valid response.

Hungry and bored. Borgry? Hured?

Hey free food is free food. Just remember that limes aren’t good enough to cure or prevent scurvy.

They need to keep Daddy Orange happy to keep the administration friendly to their corporate excesses.

I love the weight lifting robot that freaks out like C-3PO.