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FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.
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Black walnut is definitely harder to work with. But it makes a good weed killer.
The pecans and garlic are from my yard. It’s a forage meal without having to hunt things down.
Came here to mention the dead nettles too. They make a decent pesto.

It was intact. Maybe it somehow found its way under but couldn’t get out. Or it got dragged in by a cat, partially munched and then forgotten about.
Vole, mole, mouse, cotton rat are the favorites here.
I did find a rabbit skeleton underneath my house. Is the only rabbit I’ve ever seen of my property. But I don’t know if it was there before we moved in or not. And I don’t know how my cats would have gotten underneath the house to put it there. So I can’t confirm that as a confirmed kill.
I have 11 cats. Plus three more in my custody. If they worked together they could take down a cow. This is important because cows outnumber people on my block.
But I also want more cat friendly cat food because I too understand what cats want in cat food. I made this 10 years ago:

I’m a handyman. I constantly have project managers, supervisors, inspectors and quality control looking at my work. Every one of them had four paws, whiskers and a craving for sardines.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Trump unleashes fury, insults at MAGA influencers who oppose him on Iran: ‘They’re stupid people’English
21·13 days agoIt’s a reference to a poll. In a poll of MAGA supporters 100% of them supported Trump. In other news 100% of flat earthers believe in a flat earth.
I found the little cat. But I’m concerned about the 30 Fremen I also found.
Thank you for that. It makes it ever so slightly less annoying
It’s a whole separate screen that doesn’t need to exist. It doesn’t have a single feature that can’t be accessed the old way. Those features being on and off.
Usually when a flashlight is needed there is some fat fingering going on. This screen offers nothing. It’s a complete waste of space and is 80% of the flashlight button when you go to turn on the flashlight.
This isn’t about the browser. This is about the selection tool when you’re on the select screen (square soft key) of the OS. The screen you can use to screenshot or select stuff regardless of which app is being used.
I was watching the movie 3 Iron. The guy steps on a scale and it says he is 65 kg. I start yelling at the movie because that guy is clearly 85 kg. He gets off the scale, takes it apart, puts it back together and gets back on it. 85 kg.
That was the moment I read I had completely mastered metric weights.
Yeah, 8 orange cats. Six of them girls.
But it is purely coincidence and not related to my other activities.
Her, her mom, and her twin sister are all bob tails. He other sister has a full length tail. Many are completely tailless.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
Buy it for Life@slrpnk.net•Hand-Crochet Alpaca Wool Beanies & Fingerless Mittens: Custom Colours & Made to Size [Self Promotion]English
5·27 days agoSecond sock syndrome is real. Sometimes it helps to knit both at the same time.







This means as little as Glenn Beck’s apology.