Objection: Relevance.

The joke

Your head

Was Steve Erwin really kind to animals? Didn’t he wrestle them son’s of bitches?

Both forms of child killing don’t have to be a thing.

If only a quart of vodka actually did that.

Turtle saving is a hobby

This is so disingenuous because it completely ignores why a woman’s tech conference needs to exsist in the first place. I hope you’re not actually convinced that you care about equality and realize where the urge to argue against a woman’s tech conference being for women comes from.