Doesn’t even need an old laptop, mines running on a Pi3

Betwixt The Sheets: The History of Sex, Scandal & Society

No Such Thing as a Fish

The Bugle

Mid Flight Brawl

Are all currently keeping me entertained while soaking in the bath.

You’ll probably die while being t-boned by someone else sharing the same view as you, it’s strange that your country’s road safety record is far worse than any country that has been using roundabouts for decades.

Android TV can be installed on a variety of cheap boxes if you don’t mind getting a bit nerdy and flashing a custom firmware

https://www.atvxperience.com/