So fucking hot.

Shit. Now I want to work at an aquarium. Sassy scallops.

Me too! Divorcing my abusive husband. So happy to never hear his voice!

You do realize that social workers are at least attempting to make social programs work for people? Like, they are pushing socialism in a real, mostly positive way?

I’m really sorry that these people who just really want to help people are bothering you, but maybe just explain your situation kindly and have gratitude for the people they do help who suffer from capitalism?

This is definitely Numberwang!

You have to find Kenneth to answer that question.

I was absolutely expecting this song. I’m always expecting this song, but especially when I am fast asleep. The cries of the carrots…

Thank you for the details! I appreciate you adding your knowledge.

Gotcha. Thank you for the explanation. Not sure why we need such coverage in the park, but I’m sure it’s great for someone!

Right? That’s another reason why I was hoping this was something else. They’re so awful looking, but I was going to be cool with them if it was a way to study animals or the environment somehow. Nope. Just more boring dystopian stuff.

Hopefully someone can! Reception was already quite good in the park and there are already a bunch of huge towers in the area, so I was hoping it was something more exotic. They are also just so menacing… You’d think they could disguise them better! Thanks for your response!

There are already a bunch of those in the park, and they are huge. That makes me think they have to be something else. It’s probably wifi? I just thought they wouldn’t be at such a density if that were the case. Thanks for the response and the chuckle.

Do we still have to put wifi antennas at that density? I’ll be in the park later to check if this is the possible answer. I can’t find any information about park wifi on the website. You’re probably right; I guess I was just hoping for a more exotic answer. Thanks for the response!

That does seem gross and weird.

I will note that this is German potato salad, which does not have mayo and instead has vinegar, so it’s not quite as disgusting as I first thought.

Still, the only use cases I can think of would be camping and end of world prepping.

You just can’t help but be judgmental, can you. Points because you’re right: everyone but you enjoyed thread OP. And maybe you did too, but you chose to basically shit on OP because of the Goth equivalent of “no true Scotsman.” Not seeing anyone laughing with you here, just around you.

Neither does OP of this thread, and yet you judged him. Hypocrite.

I’ve now tagged you as the Goth Gatekeeper. I’d love to see your credentials.

Mmm… Icees…

And Titanic! Wait… No.

Reminds me of when Dockers used a Dead Kennedys song for an ad.