

I think he’s brilliant.
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Piss ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion… I watched Pee-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain…
– Dirt Owl replicant from the future


I think he’s brilliant.


I spend so much time with my family and friends, one-by-one refuting their claims about china, and just when I think I have all the myths and lies dispelled they come out with some new brain-worm. Only yesterday my aunt said “The one thing I don’t like about china is them building all these coal plants”. Once I explained that one away she retorted, “Oh no, not the ones they build in china, the ones they build in Africa”… Jesus H Christ…


Whitewashing a genocide is enough of a reason for me to never trust another thing they ever say, ever again.
The tweet says it all really. If there was any way AI could keep the country safe and create jobs they would just lay the plan out. Instead it’s just cookie cutter platitudes and buzzwords. As you said, meaningless waffle.


Classic. A sensible country would just ban them without a second thought, but I guess we have to make sure businesses interested are served first. I mean, the title implies he hasn’t even started to ponder the notion.


Because it will cost them a day’s wage.


Nah, he’s so old news, even Israel wouldn’t waste money backing him. He’s just doing this for the love of the game.


Imaginaryremoved spy should be white, I agree.


I used to think I was a bad programmer, but honestly, at least I can fucking type


Why would anyone want a physical dominos pizza?


I think you are doing a very good bit and I enjoy seeing the house of Windsor, and the UK, mocked.


I’m saying their original post, comments and email are pretty funny.


These are funny.


Incredible. Tenants are still on the hook to pay for the replacement of the cladding on buildings they don’t even own. In a decent country the building owners would have paid for the work and those responsible for the disaster would have received justice.


Russia shit my pants…


I used to keep bees. They absolutely do go psycho mode on occasion. They hate, absolutely hate, the smell of banana. Also, when they are in a mission to sting you, they are terrifying. They go for your ears, eyes and mouth, and they do it with precision.


Oh don’t worry, it’s coming back


Oh cool


Honey bee Queens can live for about 3 years. Workers vary. Winter workers have shorter lifespans due to high activity, while the winter bees which just need to be fat and huddle together in the hive to prevent all the bees from freezing to death can live for about 6 months. As the queen gets older and stops laying as much, the workers will eventually kill her and allow one of that season’s new queens to replace her.
This hive us huge though. No one queen could support a hive if 5.5 million so I’m guessing this must actually be a number of hives in close proximity.
I used to keep bees. Fucking stressful stuff.
Transnational repression? Explain to me again how Hong Kong came into British possession? I fucking hate these gimps.