I’d say “haha aren’t we a bit old for this” while secretly being very pleased

It’s always the ones you most expect

It’s like running with a bucket of water to a burning man and saying “I’ll douse you, but it’ll cost you 100 bucks”

Oppressive authoritarianism? But tankies told me that China is a place of unbridled liberty. A land of milk and honey. Unlike the evil West which is always horrible and terrible.

Torygraph propagandists are losing their jobs?

Let me go and find my microscopic violin…

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The solution is simple: European AI.

Europe should invest more in European AI companies like Mistral. Otherwise, Europe might find itself dependent on American AI or Chinese AI, and both of those countries don’t seem very friendly towards Europe.

It might deter some more centre-right Tories from supporting Reform. They might have been thinking “yeah I like Nige, I think we need to stop the boats” but then they might think “err I don’t want to be seen as racist, I could lose my job”.