But I don’t think most young people microwave their underwear, so hopefully we can rule that out

An atomic shrimp fried this rice

In Europe we have GOG instead
G - science technology engineering maths
O - ond
G - gumanities

Imagine doing a Gate of Ishtar maneuver but with the pyramids

If Trump likes us, I feel like we’ve gone wrong somewhere

Does the pissebed eat pissenlits?

Thankfully he didn’t actually put in any of the dangerous ingredients

Vibe-reaping what you vibe-sow

Back in the day I made a meme and put it on r/prequelmemes, and then my brother came through to my room a few hours later to show me this meme his friend had sent him… while I still had it open in gimp

When I was reading the copypasta I was hoping there would be a follow-up. As funny as the copypasta was to read, I suspected it probably wasn’t very fair.

This meme implies that birds and insects are not animals

Nothing personnel

True

I’m pretty sure the stapler prank was in both versions

“Okay then, you may stand for the rest of the class instead, if you’d prefer.”

Cuneiform is wild. I did a semester of Akkadian on my year abroad and it was very cool, but even people who have spent their whole adult lives studying it still can’t read it easily because of how convoluted it is. We had to learn to read something like 60 ‘basic’ symbols for the exam (although we still got a cheat sheet in the exam), which were just consonant-vowel symbols, but there are so many symbols with so many readings to learn, you would have to dedicate your entire life to it.

Do you suppose they have Lancashire style yoghurt in Greece?

Yeah, I’m looking forward to picking up Witcher IV with all the DLC for £10 on Steam in a few years’ time

I tend not to when cooking for myself )unless it’s been in the fridge for a while and the skin is a bit unappealing, no pun intended), but some people prefer carrots peeled for aesthetic reasons.

I thought it was a meme