Yeah! All those alcoholic children at St John’s just need to kick the habit, those worthless fuckin’ lushes!

Challenge accepted.

I’m in Santa Fe, only a mile and a half above sea level. Wanna go lower in altitude? Guess I’ll drink double. And since you invited me, you’re paying, yes?

You seem fun. Reading compensation ain’t your strong suit, eh?

You think a majority is all it takes to “get things done…?”

the house margins might be big enough to actually fucking DO something with a majority.

"“Now, the Freedom of Choice Act is not my highest legislative priority,” Obama said. “I believe that women should have the right to choose, but I think that the most important thing we can do to tamp down some of the anger surrounding this issue is to focus on those areas that we can agree on. And that’s where I’m going to focus.”

President Change We Can Believe In, with a majority, folks.

Cashier’s and crossing guards… poster children of a tiny bit of power going to ones head.

It’s funny how the whole “I’ve got nothing to hide” crowd wears pants and closes the door when they shit.

What, you’re not excited to play Halo again?!? Losers.

You sound like you love South Park…

Have we actually gotten to the point where Mitch isn’t common knowledge anymore…?

“Here’s a picture of me when i was Younger…”

Fuck the fucking fuckers.

Thank FUCK you edited that horrible FUCKING word, so that my innocent eyes aren’t FUCKING desecrated.

Tits.

Am i? Are you developingfeelings for me…?! D’aaaw! Sorry, it’s unrequited.

Ah, i was gonna say “brown.”

I understand history, and want to be on the right side of it. Pity you don’t.

DooooooDUH.

And you’re vocally against the lesser evil and harm reduction. So big of you.

ETA Didn’t notice the .world. That explains it.

What’s mine say…?

Totally not racist comment

• Them: “Stop killing innocent civilians. Killing innocent is bad, m’kay?”

• You: “We don’t need helmets like that entering our land to spread their ridiculous unrealistic viewpoints.”

History, in the making, and you loudly declare you wanna be on the wrong side. Interesting choice.