hell yeah i’m the villain of the story, and i love being immoral

lmao god didnt give me shit estrogen my beloved

chicks rock

how long until we get some sharksonas of our lord and saviour?

Common misconception, the pyramids were built by workers who got paid in beer and food, after the fields were planted and they had nothing but idle time. They even had the first strike in recorded history

Stronger than the foundations of the earth, all shall love her, and rejoice

i was going to say that english was a mistake, but you convinced me

english IS a mistake, but not for the puns

lmao