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They look like you interrupted they’re probing session. Glorp-coded fr.

Must get bad reception with such a tiny antenna. Explains why it takes them so long to download the braincell.

Annoying for a moment,

your favorite object in a few years time.

This explains why everything is becoming apartment blocks with little tiny apartments in Grand Rapids. 😅

Insider trading is definitely frequently used to unfairly beat the market but in your friends defense, there is a difference between knowledge of current world and market conditions and insider trading.

Some don’t know, some don’t care, some agree with their actions/opinions.

While it’s important every individual develop and maintain a moral framework, individuals rarely if ever use morality as the sole basis for day to day decisions/actions.

The world just doesn’t operate on a solely moral basis. Some don’t consider the morality of mundane acts, some find the morality of a thing excusable/justifiable when considered, and some come to find their morals agree.

So she got a piece of grass stuck in there, gagged a bunch, and then either had an upset stomach from grass or an oversensitive reflex from the irritation.

Thank God these creatures self-domesticated because clearly they need competent and devoted servants to survive.

If this is real, it’s honestly very impressive a man spent his entire life in the clergy, genuinely devoting himself to his flock, and still kept up with tech better than his brother, who I think is in finance of some kind?

Laundry is the other sysiphisian task. Even if you completely catch up on laundry, when you look down, boom you’re wearing MORE laundry.

I am copying your homework, I will try this.

Surely this will fix me. ☝️

No, because I CAN’T. Because I can only call it in TWO DAYS EARLY and the pharmacy now seems to take 5 DAYS TO FILL IT SO I’M OUT SEVERAL DAYS A MONTH.

“To my knowledge, this is among the first public demonstrations of document-borne AI-worm self-propagation through normal workflows in a mainstream commercial productivity suite.”

What a fucking sentence my god. Every scientist in cyberpunk shit should talk exactly like this.

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You’re welcome!~

I showed my partner Casper and they said he looks like a sleep paralysis demon. 😂

Really need this to get the “pet portraits by Hercules” treatment.

A photo you take seconds before death by 12-pound furball

Yeah my go to is rotisserie chicken, canned corn, and the pre-made refrigerated mashed potatoes.

I gotta start breaking down the chicken and portioning the meals at the start of the week though because even that when I get home at the end of a day is like, damn. I gotta open a can of corn, take about half, take a third or so of potato container, cut or rip the chicken off the bone, put it on a plate microwave it, season it. Like damn.

I really should get over myself and start doing this. I do on occasion when I’m really struggling. But for whatever reason, maybe just mental obstinance, my brain really wants like a main and two sides on a plate with a nice drink. Otherwise it feels like it’s not gonna check the “eaten a meal” box considering I eat mostly out of habit and less from ever actually getting a signal I am hungry.

Between cognitive behavioral therapy and meds, I can work 25 hours a week and still generally keep-up my apartment as long as I’m not in a funk.

I still be eating wwwaaaayyyyy too much fast food though. Don’t even want fast food. At a point it’s kinda mentally gross even if physically very satisfying. Just don’t wanna cook. You’re telling me I gotta cook and then EAT TOO? I have ibs so 90% of frozen and fast-prep options are out. :(

I worry, after seeing someone else mention it somewhere, the whole apology / change in tune is actually all build-up for a presidential run.