Policemen approach vehicle with caution “Officers, it’s not what it looks like!!”

Yells at penis “Hey Siri unlock car.”

It’s about time Canada got some of that internet money that it so rightly deserve.

They have:

“Apple has separately sued Masimo for patent infringement in federal court in Delaware. It has called Masimo’s legal actions a “maneuver to clear a path” for its own competing smartwatch.”

There’s nothing wrong with using Twitter as a tool to keep yourself safe, heck it’s owner is a tool albeit not a useful one but a tool nonetheless.

You know what they say, people in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships.