Becoming a Sith used to be very hard to do since it’s such an exclusive club with the Rule of Two and all. Now these days all you need to do is deal in absolutes to qualify.

I’m getting World War Z vibes from this.

Giga Pets > Tamagotchi

I’ll die on this hill.

I’m sad that the Kindle Oasis doesn’t get a new model. Mine has served me well for the past few years, but it’s starting to show its age.

Does it come with open source earbuds?

Lies.

That’s why it’s so crazy that that person was shat on so hard.

Not finding the actual Tweet yet (hard to navigate without an account), but here’s a video covering it:

https://youtu.be/Vael2yGvG_k

Also sorry for the billion edits. My brain is giving up on me tonight.

Reminds me of the time someone on Xitter said that there are more trees on Earth than there are stars in our Galaxy. They got ratio’d pretty damn hard for it. -_-