I want to be cremated. I want my wife to keep the ashes for as long as she wants and then eventually spread them so my atoms can return to the earth

must be a warm planet because that thang is swangin

“I am enraged at everyone and everything. I want to murder the next fucker that bothers me” is my signal that it’s time to start eating for the day

holocaust documentary with real footage so he can see what the end consequences of that shit is. if seeing hundreds of naked emaciated corpses getting thrown nto huge mass graves with bulldozers doesn’t make him rethink then he’s a fucking psycho.

the first spongebob movie

oh believe me, everyone working at that company’s corporate office sucked at their job, including me lmao. every hour was amateur hour!

at my last job, someone from corporate sent out a mass email to literally everyone in the company (thousands of people) without using BCC and that chain ended up lasting for weeks before someone higher up eventually said that further reply alls will be punished lmao

well it’s kind of your responsibility to fact check that kind of thing before repeating it, no? regardless you’re not the one I called a dumbass, it was the clowns downvoting me for stating a fact.

THOSE EARS

my guess, based solely on the comments and posts I see on the lemmyverse, is about 16.

You are parroting a lie

edit hey dumbasses, you can look it up for yourselves, the uvalde shooter was not trans and there was never anything real even suggesting that he was

LOL (that stands for laughing online)

10/10

that statement is kind of funny because hitler’s generals eventually tried to kill him lmao

lmao the current administration set up all these nice deals for them and they’re gonna go and give trump the credit

there’s a lot of AI based startups promising their investors all sorts of outlandish results. eventually it’s going to become clear that those results are not coming and the investors will come calling.

2010 but skipping 2011 because twenty eleven sounds weird out loud imo

might start doing that just for fun

buddy are you 14 or something because that’s weak