It's A Faaaahhkeah!

Yeah that was me for the last 3 months, so I cut my hours down and got out of the department that was destroying me and now I get to have fun in the department I enjoy. Haven’t had a stressful work day since.

Come on, prisons are over populated as it is, if that happens then you me and everyone here are fucked.

How dare you use our naked fantasy hero to make sexually based products! That’s our naked fantasy hero gosh darn it!

Everytime I hear this song I can see him dancing around prepping to cut his ear off.

Just crop the video to show her top half, remove the background from the video and overlay it on some gameplay footage and boom, best of both worlds.

You need to upgrade man, mine run at 420fps on balanced mode.

I prefer your dad’s tbh.

Look if your tv show isn’t airing anywhere, isn’t on a streaming service or can’t be physically bought, then it’s up for grabs.

Obviously we have a time travelling gamer.

Every boss I’ve ever had has told me this dude can do my job better than me, so I got faith in him.

If there’s one, there must be more!

Just wait till you break it to buy a new one, if you’re lucky you’ll be able to hold on to your phone long enough that it will feel like an actual upgrade instead just being new.

Look, it doesn’t matter if you’re running a race or breaking into a bakery, stretching is the most important thing you can do.

I’m gonna give it a burl, I need to fight it somehow.

That’s pretty tame tbh, mine likes to remind me about my failures like it’s a Facebook memories post, like I’m not saying my inner voice is constantly horrible to me, but when it is, it goes hard on me.

I wish I could find a way to make it stop but I’m 37 and as long as I can remember that pricks been there telling me I’m a failure.

I like their honesty, could have just gone with the old faithful " deal with it" line most companies like, but instead they just admit they’re not that good at doing it.

Yeah, but how will I show people how cool I am!

No bitch this is waffle house!

13 year old me loved that my windows key had fuck in it. I used to know that entire key off by heart.

My first copy of Winxp was stolen from windows a week before release, I found out when I saw a picture of someone holding a burnt disc with windows xp on it outside of Microsoft and it had my serial key on it.

Edit: here’s the picture.