Because they aren’t interested in the flowers, they’re interested in how they look with the flowers all around them. It’s a selfish act for vain individuals.

I think we can assume that this is spring/early summer, but yeah - you aren’t wrong. I can’t see myself enjoying grass between my toes if I have to shove my bare feet through a meter of snow.

Very common, at least here in California, for there to be nice blooms of flowers that people decide to obliterate so they can take pictures for social media. By the time the 80th troglodyte traipses through the flowers, they’ve ruined it for everyone else that might enjoy them - and the flowers are fucked.

I can almost guarantee that this is the point of the comic. The only other interpretation I’ve seen that I can accept is that it’s actually about the grass between your toes, which some people dislike.

I mean, I like the feeling of grass between my toes.

Few people understand why I glare them after obliterating a perfectly nice patch of flowers.

Ghosts of Sushi Mama is basically Assassins Creed in Japan.

Rage bait. These posts aren’t created to do anything other than get people mad at each other.

For example

weirdocrappydictatorlike

Is probably better structured as

weirdo-crappy-dictatoresque

That being said, my biggest problem with what you wrote is that I have no idea what you’re trying to say. I could make my best guess, but I’d almost certainly be wrong. It’s hard to edit a message that you don’t really understand the meaning of/ motivation behind.

Edit: also, ‘decisions’ and ‘arbitration’

Good lord trying to read this was hard. Also downvoted, Jesus Christ - clean up your writing.

The fucks a bawg?

Some people like to see the things they spend time on finished.

No, it wasn’t.

It’s more like he’s hoping his car sprouts wings and turbines

No, the comic is very clearly about pointing fingers at people who claim its better to live your life vs recording it. I’ve made no such claim, I think both ways are fine as long as the person is happy.

Which means your ‘relevant xkcd’ just isn’t.

If by relevant you mean not at all, sure.

The math works out to 5.3k calories? Like, I’ll pop a spoonful of peanut butter as a snack every now and then but holy fuck that’s a lot of peanut butter.

Why would we do that when it’s categorized by age group?

How would you put ‘person who tested various diets and eating habits for the best possible shit to freeze and pick through ice with’ on a resume?

Well, it’s stated at the end of the paragraph that the about me was written by ChatGPT.

Good god, living in polite society isn’t censorship- it’s common fucking decency. You’re a troglodyte.