I have not actually tried it. It feels like a waste of a duck. The blandness of the chicken and turkey surely diminish the richness of the duck rather than the duck doing anything to elevate the bland birds.

I have a sneaking suspicion I already sounded like AI; maybe AI just sounds like me.

Same with em dashes; nested — turducken style — sentences are just how the divergence works.

I see Gulf of America in parentheses. You know, like a participation trophy.

If you are really concerned about getting locked in, you can get euro cylinders with a thumb turn on one side and key on the other.

That is exactly what I would do if it was my door. The prevalence of this dangerous variety is the subject of my mild fury.

I have been given a key, but this is still an unnecessary inconvenience in an emergency.

It doesn’t, because the handle and locking latch are separate mechanisms.

It interferes with a key being inserted from the outside.

The back of that vehicle is even stranger.

I’ll start by googling big balls.
…
I might take a while.

I still can’t determine its speed or direction.

I have so many of these. I mentioned to my boyfriend at the time that I thought they were neat. He swapped out every toonie in the till like this and gave them to me for months while they were in circulation.

I have been giving them out as souvenirs when I visit other countries, but maybe I should actually count how many I have and retire early.

“I’m so sorry for your loss… of your vehicle because your parking expired and your car was towed”.

If this is actually from the real author and not some rage bait meme, this is a surprisingly whiplashing take. I stand in solidly with the second panel.

The Amazon Q&A bot also responds this way (or at least it did last I checked).

Even more confusing that it is written in all caps like the OS of the Nintendo Wii.

https://youtu.be/IJXsbxxGpv4

Welsh cat! Bapahdahbabapadahdah.

Now that you mention it, there was that story about Air Canada’s chatbot misleading a customer which ended up costing them $800. 😔

Edit: I know, legal fees and such, but there didn’t appear to be any punitive component nor incentive to change course.

It was costing the administration around half a million dollars.

How? Surely this was put in place as a cost cutting measure. I mean, terminate it, sure. Pay actual humans. I just have questions.