No access badge clearly visible attached between neck and waist.

I find it helpful sometimes to write down the negative shit then wad it up and throw it away or burn the paper.

Only the person in it…

I imagine the implementation would cost them more than the fine…

This is bad form all around… like, yeah, be a parent and love your kids more than yourself.

Even if you are incapable of that, at least be smart enough to not be shitty to the people who will pick your nursing home.

Damn…I was looking forward to my future as a Burgundian

Referring to her as a “scumsucking” fascist, in this particular context, is a really disturbing thought…

No, I’m sure she’s still “being best”

Goomba getting that 1 up before the Mario Bros show up…

Godwin’s law (of spiders)

It does sound ludicrous…might be better off making a concave mirror so it reflects and intensifies the light…like a giant magnifying glass over an ant hill. Yeah…that’s how they should do it. Nothing gonna wrong with that.

I’m not even sure it’s safe for her to go to any event he’s speaking at…

That’s what they said…

I don’t know, to be honest. I think they taste better, but I know it could be purely psychological… They’re my chickens, after all. I do think the shells are sturdier (not sure if it’s thickness or composition) when they have more bugs to eat. I don’t know about any claims regarding nutritional differences, but the eggs themselves do have some noticeable and measurable differences.

100%. If you break a store egg and a farm egg next to each other, especially in the spring when the chickens start having access to insects again, the farm egg is almost cartoonishly orange next to the store egg.

Wouldn’t hurt to check his alibi for Jan 6th though…

Like voting!

Man, what’s that mean for poor Barron? No wonder they kept him out of the spotlight.

And, tellingly, not a single friend to eat with. Dude looks like he lost a bet.

Forgot to capitalize every other letter…