I think it was said in the show that it was obsessive compulsive disorder

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Do your feet hurt frequently?

Hey yk Einstein allegedly got hella bitches so it’s not out of the realm of possibility

Oceania is the best continent

Yeah wild turkeys don’t fuck around. They will ruin your week if they feel like it

I’d eat anywhere that offered a mariachi band

Idk where you’re from, but it may also be a legal/health thing. Long John Silver’s is notoriously unhealthy, even by American standards. Idk how much they’ve improved in the last few years though, if at all.

Okay but like have you ever been in that situation where you genuinely can’t think of a place that doesn’t sound good so you say that then the person you’re with suggests fucking Long John Silvers.

This would be funny if it wasn’t so accurate

My roommate doesn’t

I almost strangled him last night

Kyle you stupid son of a bitch where did you learn that shit

I wouldn’t mind some tin snips and turpentine

I think the word you’re actually looking for is “Republican Party”

Ive seen clothes bleed like twice, once was a set of dark sheets I washed for the first time, which bled a shitload, and the other was a cheap promotional shirt I bleached which turned the water black.

I read this as “legs creasing below the knees”

Cool shot like this makes me with I didn’t have a themed keyboard.

Sorry man I don’t think the Lord can do much for you now

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