Kalkaline

🏎️nnnneeeeeoooooommm 👈the joke

🤓 👈me referencing a different example of the Doppler effect.

Yeah, the comic doesn’t do it justice.

That hairdo is way too normal looking.

3 Inches and Awkwardly Curved?

Pavlov? I can’t remember who that is, but the name rings a bell.

I got to calculus 2 and proceeded to forget everything through algebra II once I took a break from math for a semester.

I imagine there are very few truly unique experiences in this life and that someone has likely been through exactly what you’re going through in a different time and place.

I’m pretty dumb, so I don’t understand this one.

Yeah, it’s a similar reason your wear a helmet on a bicycle/motorcycle, if a car hits you doing 50+ MPH you’re probably done for regardless of whether you’re wearing a helmet. If you go over your handle bars face first into the pavement doing 10 MPH it keeps that injury from being catastrophic.

I’d watch it in the background on Netflix

Bitch, I live in a fucking trash can.

I want to see it completely shit up Truth Social to the point it starts moving the needle left over there and we end up with Romney Republicans who are evil, but not complete psychopaths.

You mean you don’t give them 2 weeks notice on firing?

EMTALA is likely the law you’re referring to which says if a patient shows up on a hospital campus with a medical emergency, staff must stabilize that patient before discharging unless the patient refuses medical care and goes AMA.

It should launch the Hamster Dance page.

That cat doesn’t even need the nip anymore, not when they have scratches like that.

This is false, the Flying Spaghetti Monster in his infinite noodly wisdom and power created the world yesterday and made the Earth appear billions of years old and the universe appear even older.

ignores wall of text to post my own thoughts

What’s fair compensation to the honey bee? Humans aren’t allowed to speak on behalf of the honey bees. We don’t actually know if this is a fair trade on the side of the honey bee, we can only look at it from our very biased opinion.

I feel like a lot of these posts are people just “poking the bear” and others end up taking them seriously. I understood this concept fairly early because of my family’s heavy use of sarcasm and seeing Calvin’s dad (of Calvin and Hobbes) explain things. Sometimes your best bet is to just not give the lesson and leave it alone so it doesn’t get unnecessary attention.