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Sovcits think their passport has a built-in sudo password that lets them have access to all amenities while also not being bound to any state restrictions. They base their belief on Article 4 of the Confederate Constitution which reads

This is where they are getting the idea of “right for travel” and why they are never driving, just “moving their car” and why they don’t recognize being a citizen of any state. Let’s pretend that this article was not abolished with the defeat of the Confederacy and was still in effect. Do you see the glaring issue here? If you said that they wouldn’t be eligible to that right of travel under that article since they are not a citizen of any state and thus it does not apply to them, you would be correct. Back then, they would be considered vagabonds, so they would have been exempt from all the rights granted by that article.

I think what they meant with “run the passport number” is that they anticipated a fine/ticket and wanted to pay that fine. They believe that each citizen gets a million dollars deposited on their person in a bond from the US Treasury. They cannot personally access these funds, but when they have to pay anything for any reason they can just say that they “accept for value” and the Treasury will have to begrudgingly pay the difference out of the sovcit’s personal bond. Let’s play pretend again and accept that this bond exists. Why the Treasury would have a bond for an entity that is NOT a citizen of the United States is beyond me.

“BuT iT’s mY bODy, sO My DecISion”

no, it’s not, asshole. your personal freedom ends where the safety of others begins, not sure why that so hard to understand for some.

It’s PR speak for “We promised our shareholders layoffs for more profit”.

LLMs are not supposed to understand, they are supposed to pretend to understand.

what does texting Trump to 88022 do? Is that like one of those 90s sex lines?

The big problem China faced and why the one-child policy was abandoned after all is that there was a staunch focus on having a male child to “keep the bloodline alive” (cultural reasoning) which led to a stagnation in the 0-14 years age group due to an overpopulation with males. This is not fixed by killing off your elderly.

Covid was most deadly for the age group of 65 and above and in 2019, they had proportionally less people aged 65+ than the US (13.50% in China vs. 16.4% in the US). Either China’s scientists failed immensely or the virus stemmed from bad hygiene practices in livestock markets selling bats.

The one child policy has been abolished a good while before covid.

There was literally a patent filed for a system that only stopped the ads when the user yells the product name aloud.

The Russian spy penguins all run their own homebrew OS developed by Putin himself.

Terra florida means something like “land with many flowers” in Spanish.

It’s not that they’re morons, it’s that they don’t care shit about others or the future of others. And that’s why they are rich, intellect plays only a very little part in that equation.

Chromosomes are essentially packages of DNA and each end of a chromosome is extended by a protein called telomere, essentially sequences of “junk data” that protect the actual data (the DNA) from degradation or randomly fusing with other chromosomes. When cells split to renew, these telomeres are not fully copied to the new cell and thus shorten with each split. When they get too short, cells cannot split anymore, so there is a natural end to the renewal process (the so-called Hayflick limit).

Lobsters possess an enzyme called telomerase which can repair telomeres and thus their cells can, in theory, divide indefinitely. They will still die naturally tho due to diseases or growing too large to sustain their body size and die of malnutrition, but they don’t age the way we do.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Réaumur_scale

so, they meant °r probably

Depends how you look at it. If you keep raising off-shoots from cuttings, you are essentially producing extensions of the very same plant and you can do that indefinitely. Think about it like cloning: an individual plant will eventually die, but it’s clone will survive and can still propagate.

Plants are not biologically immortal like some lobsters for example.

I checked my wiener and didn’t find any bots. You might be onto something

Why would insufficient chatgpt credit raise an error during json parsing? Message makes no sense.

There are dozens of us, dozens!

So if I download a movie and use a voice changer to change all the dialog to sound like the donkey from Shrek, I should be good.

In China, tipping is considered insulting because you are implying exactly that: that they are incapable of running their business without your donation.

Pretty sure my splitting maul would cut my steak, the plate it’s on and the table below. Don’t listen.