KingJalopy

Damn you, stamets! toomanypancakes!

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I just listened to this in bed last night! Great for sleeping. Love this guy.

Sometimes I forget to post the eviction notice in advance.

Mostly air then… Figures

We don’t talk about those

Gotta be careful where you drop pollen these days.

As a pest control professional, I assure you that wasps aren’t trying to fuck you up. They get aggressive in the late season but for the most part they won’t fuck with you unless you are a threat. I’ve knocked down countless wasp nests with my brush and only been stung a few times. Those times I got stung I was really asking for it by how I went about it. They’re also accidental pollinators so they do help more than people think.

It gets increasingly angry if you keep submitting advice after three times lol

all ways

All they have to do is write some childish gibberish about sOvUrNty in red crayon and place it prominently in their something something deed rights to land front door and they can’t actually arrest them.

Something something Satan

They can recognize faces actually. They know you from other people. My wife and I had one living in our lamp between our recliners for about 6 months. They’re super awesome.

My bad, that’s my kink.

Yo dawg…

They’re doing it wrong I think

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At recognizing fire hydrants…

What a dumb headline. Not sure why I’m surprised.

No offense but I wouldn’t pay $49 for that. Maybe $48.75, but not $49.

Shit, sign me up.