Don’t mind if I do!

With RFKjr in charge of health and human services, is this even satire? Or is it a spoiler?

Giraffe doesn’t so much look like a supportive friend, as he does a confused bystander who just had a cat climb his 19 foot neck, and is now sleeping on his face.

And cats have total disrespect for other peoples personal space or being in the way.

Plus, first rule of cats is, if they lay on you, or even sleep on you, you can’t move until they’re done. The look on giraffes face says "Aw, come on! I was going to go to the river and socialize! Now I can’t move for a few hours…it’s the law!

Sooooooooo…Dolly Parton has a 50/50 chance.

Fuck life!

I don’t…get it?

What? No it’s not! It’s not enough! You think this guy is feeding all of Lemmy with that amount of food?

What?

He’s clearly inviting all of us over for dinner. All of Lemmy. Or maybe all of the Fediverse? Call Mastodon. We’re eating good tonight!

Colbert said he STOPPED doing The Colbert Report because he’d say “The Republicans should (insert absurd thing that makes no sense)!”

And the next day, twitter was full of republicans not getting the joke, and NOW insisting they do the absurd thing. Thinking it was a good idea.

Colbert said he had to stop because he was just giving them ideas. Very stupid ideas that we’d all have to deal with.

Hey Arin, how does Sandstorm go?

reads post

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Well. Those certainly are some words.

To some extent, this has always been true.

It’s just that right now it’s worse than ever

…you call for a welfare check on them? I mean, clearly there’s some mental issues going on with your neighbor.

But what are you going to do? Go over there yourself??? Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Easy buddy. This is America. They probably have a gun, and are already proven to be mentally unstable! Plus, they’re covered in shit! I just cleaned my dog. I don’t want to smell MORE shit!

I want to brush those knotts out of your cats fur. Such a pretty kitty, but so many small knotts.

My takeaway from this was “YoutubeTV is still a thing? I assumed that died a decade ago…”

That is such an awesome photo! You should mail out holiday family photo postcards. This is the photo.

…I want free hugs!

Glad I never had tiktok and all it’s bullshit.

This man is still an ad adventurer like you. He never took an arrow to the knee.

No no. It’ll still be seen by thousands before it’s taken down.

Blocked in 23 states, unless you want to hand over your digital ID.

Sure. You could upload it to peer-tube, and have it be seen by a whole 11 people!