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How about a place to have a nice family dinner together where we can sit at an actual table and look at each other instead of at the kitchen and all the dishes someone is going to have to do later?

DENIED

4 BATHROOMS

“You’re not actually supposed to read that text so this is not an issue.” Good job missing the point.

So… you knew the answer?

Got several Rifftrax and, armed with that, finally worked up the courage to watch Old. Left me speechless. The amateurishness of the writing was astonishing. So, so, so many things wrong with it and I don’t even necessarily include the basic premise of “beach that makes you old”. I watch Doctor Who religiously, I can deal with weird nonsense.

Maybe at least hint at the big thing that is vitally important to the plot being there at some point before it becomes relevant and you reveal it out of absolutely nowhere? Seems like basic writing rules.

Hair and nails may be technically “dead” but there’s living cells that produce the material and would obviously continue doing so. If you’re trying to address your (many) plot holes and inconsistencies, do think your solution through.

Who the fuck came up with the idea that cells in children’s bodies need to be fed because they’re still growing while adults only “age” and don’t grow new cells so adults wouldn’t need food? What? That’s not how that works? If you’re grasping at straws to explain your shit, don’t bring it up at all.

And stop making your characters say what is happening. Oh emm gee. Seriously. Staaahp. Is this one of those movies that I’m supposed to watch while looking at my phone?

The Rifftrax helped me through the thing, as expected.

Non-anglophones, is this a thing you can relate to? I’ve never been told “das Mitochondrium ist das Kraftwerk der Zelle” or anything like it, at least not nearly to the extent that anglophones seem to, so much so that it’s forever burnt into their brain folds apparently.

adding missing information

Did you mean: hallucinate on purpose?

Wasn’t he going to lay off the ketamine for a while?

Edit: … i hadnt seen the More Context and now i need a fucking beer or twnety fffffffffu-

You need to find ways to convey your intended tone of voice, that’s just the way it is. You could add a smiley. Even “Cool!” already looks a lot more enthusiastic than a dry “Cool.” with a full stop.

food made by a food replicator

Did you mean: something that is outside of the possibilities of modern technology and is thus far enough from reality to be easily dismissed as irrelevant and not relatable?

Edit: not to mention, food colouring has no purpose (other than ooh shiny), whereas food replicators would solve SO MANY PROBLEMS.

I’ve certainly never had to wait long enough to be worth turning the water on before I get in (or even before undressing). Some English terms for what’s the standard here are apparently “flow heater”, “instant water heater”, “tankless water heater” and similar.

Fellow German here, slice of cheese on bread is the go-to. Microwaved, if I’m feeling spicy.

Possibly. No. Maybe. Yes. I can’t control what my brain retains (except in rare circumstances) and consequently it’s filled with a lot of useless bullshit that nobody cares about, bits and pieces of everything I ever read.

Had a phase where I read a bunch of Wiki articles about Marvel comics. This caused a few awkward moments where I’d throw in a random comment in a conversation I was overhearing but then wasn’t able to follow it up with anything substantial with my comic book expert interlocutors who’d actually read what they were talking about.

I learnt that USians have to do this from movies (because you guys have weird plumbing, I think?). Does this person not watch movies?

Feel vaguely accomplished for maybe a second, if you’re lucky.

“Think random shit” while typing other things, good luck with that. Worst case you actually help them find ways to filter out noise.

Does it hurt you or anyone? No? Carry on.

Whatever this is, it’s clearly a high-stress situation. They were in the middle of preparing when shit went down, cut them some slack.

That dinosaur is about to eat that 8 year old boy, is nobody doing anything?!

But also: service industry.

I thought “sausage” was just a way Americans referred to minced/ground meat? What’s “Italian sausage”?