“Okay honey get inside the cuck fridge”

All hail the God Who Hates You Unconditionally 👌

They had to hire a vampire for this one

To use another from the very late 1900s

The years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’

Fwiw I think these have some LEDs in them that light up different colours when they detect the candle’s lit

Sort-of visible from the peak district near Sheffield

An’t

I kept reading “tessellated”

This wasn’t where the ice buildup was - I guessed maybe they left the door open at some point and an animal had a nibble

They’re really small, just a close up picture - holes about 1mm - I assumed teeth? It’s the bottom drawer so about cat-face-height

If not friend why friend shaped??

You ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

Whenever my family went on holiday to Dartmoor when I was little, parents would always take us to church at Buckfast Abbey if we were there on a Sunday.

Always thought it was just for the nice architecture and the gardens, but maybe they had another motive…

Saw a working mercury arc rectifier for the first time recently and those things are wild, definitely don’t look “right”

Oh yeah that’s just how most English Heritage places are 😆 what you “do” is walk around, read the plaques, and climb up bits if you’re allowed - sometimes there’s even a roof!

Weird, I was just looking yesterday at a trip to Richmond castle, getting incepted over here

I can’t help hearing it in Matt Berry’s voice

Hornéd screaMER

Visited some relatives in Texas last year for Thanksgiving and we made Yorkshires to contribute - all the Americans present went wild for them, A+, but then 3 different people independently asked if you could make sweet ones… Head in hands

Landscapes - somebody’s never been to the Yorkshire Dales have they