Kevin

Emergency induction port

I would argue that in a lot of cases compassionate use policies are a good thing. I have a distant relative who was part of the study of the use of lung surfactant for premature infants. It was so effective that they cut the testing short to roll it out nation wide and has saved thousands and thousands of lives.

I’m not saying I trust pharmaceutical companies to not be bastards the vast majority of the time, but sometimes they do the right thing.

Should have included an /s I guess.

Not only that, but mining for it produces massive quantities of dangerous runoff and radioactive waste. Good thing coal doesn’t do that!

Piss off

When pets go they take a part of us with them, but they’re worth it all the same. In the end, all you can do is give them the best life you can and appreciate all the love they give.

Hug your pets everybody.

I mean, if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and espouses all the same racist ideologies as a duck, it might as well be a duck no matter what it calls itself.

Floof* auto correct is a scourge.

Hey, she’s royalty. Royalty of hell, but that’s just semantics.

She’s pretty aloof most of the time, but when I’m in my computer chair she will come sit on my lap and make biscuits or just drape over my arm.

Oh yeah, her hair gets everywhere.

She’s more of a really dark brown/black than pure black. She’s our little soot sprite.

I tried the swedish fish Oreo once and can accurately say they are an offense to God and man.

He’s the head of the itty bitty shitty kitty committee.

If you hit someone with a hammer, it’s assault and you go to jail. If you drop a hammer on someone accidentally, it was an accident and nothing happens to you. See how dumb that sounds?

Nah man, that’s not the purpose of unrestrained capitalism. The point is to get big enough that you can buy out all the competition, then make your product cheaper and cheaper once there’s no one to compete against. It’s a bit like an economical algae bloom.

She will sprint outside while screaming from time to time. Usually I let her run around for a little while and then scoop her up.

This is our Bitty Kitty!

Edit: it won’t let me post the picture.

A fish who is a sadist in his sexual relations with other fish obviously.