The man probably just held on to the kitty while slightly rolling to get a hit. Then when he is done he would have probably roll out more even and give the cat appropriate chin scritches.

I was thinking this too.

Sounds like it’s related to or just Goodhart’s Law in a hat.

When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure

You lasted longer than I did on the boss. After about 1 week of banging my head against a wall, I turned on the cheat to not die. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh well. It was still a fun a game and I’m not mad I had to cheat to beat it.

Did someone tell Nature about shareholder value though?

Leftist aren’t anti gun. The workers should be armed.

She wants to stay after school with you? Sounds like a win.

5/7 perfect score.

Directed by JJ Abrams

This is a great book. I read it a few years ago and I still think about it. The breakdown of how everything is built on each other was interesting.

I think they are saying this dude is so cuck that he is raising his wife and non-existent brothers child.

It’s fight milk

I didn’t see any crow eggs in the recipe.

The Butterscotch Stallion rides again!

There are some funny moments in the 2nd one, but yeah. I’d rather just rewatch the 1st one. I remember a joke about ‘Happiness in the household’ being spoken with an accent to make it sound like ‘A penis in the asshole’.

I heard the fertilizer thing was only for a specific type of fertilizer. Someone posted in Lemmy that they were working at a home depot or Lowe’s or something when the Oklahoma City bombing happened, and they claim some undercover FBI guy was trying to get him to mention the type of fertilizer they needed. Idk. Could just be bullshit. I never had the need to test it out.

I loved the pepper bar myself.

So God cursed Satan to crawl on his belly forever and Satan is like LOL I’ll transform to a different shape? Seems like a weak God.

Is the X for Xtreme?

They probably picked up the same unknown disease while they were on whatever replaced Epstein island. Case closed.