Oh I totally misread your comment. That’s on me.

Disneyland is in California. DisneyWorld is in Florida.

State sanctioned dilution of what it means for things to be true. It’s not about the vaccines, it’s about getting people to accept falsehoods.

The reasonable restriction of public statements that lie far beyond the standards of our own society is not an oppression of free speech, it is, rather, the protection of free speech.

War is peace.

Yeah, when the school hoops they want you to jump through for whatever are too stupid, just … don’t. They will grouse at you about that. So what?

To be fair, whatever Michael does is “cat stuff”.

Yeah, but he’s got that nose, doesn’t he?

But there are fewer people needing to use ATMs with all the card/tap/digital money transfer. The only time anyone is using an ATM is because they have to. And a high proportion of those people who have to use ATMs are going to be poor.

“Make ‘em wait through an ad, what are they gonna do?”

Oh god don’t tell them about ATMs.

They started it.

“New lows? Hold my beer.”

You know what they say, “Field day on Sunday, deported on Monday.”

I am quite certain that “regular chicken” at the time had a specific meaning, because that phrase was used frequently for a time. Once, we guessed that it meant generic fronzen chicken nuggets. Nope. It might have been plain grilled chicken breast. As in “only chicken, cooked, nothing else. Regular.”

Ah the fond memories of one of my kids shouting “I WANT REGULAR CHICKEN” at the table most nights.

We had no idea what “regular chicken” was.

e: I just asked said kid, who is much older now. “I don’t know lmao. I have no recollection of actually saying it, just you recounting it.”

My favorite part is how he seems angrily defiant about it.

Grapefruit, I love them. I take so much medicine that I can’t really have them anymore.

Stop drinking grapefruit juice out of your dog. It can’t be good for either one of you.

No no and fucking no (pun intended).

Where the hell do you get 12 grit and what the hell do you do with it?

When I was in the army, …

Consider, too, that the military needs every sack of meat to be able to shoot straight, load mags, clear malfunctions, clean and maintain. By extension, the light arms they use are designed to be as dead simple as possible.