“To prove that you are human, adopt a pet from the local animal shelter.”

I’ve got 22 cats already, but I need to check my email!

He’s got bonus legs! Quadrupedalism is for suckers.

I’ve always been told money was incredibly dirty. Now I know why.

That’s a stellar joke.

Mint.

My keyboard is a normal keyboard and doesn’t finish shit.

No, they’ll just license it to all the other car makers.

Whenever I see pictures like this I always wonder where on the Earth it’s from.

This looks to me like right above the capsule is the Nile River flowing down to Cairo and the delta and into the Mediterranean. And the larger body of water in the top left is the Red Sea. North is down and to the left.

Anyone confirm or have other ideas?

Ah yes, I’m sure this crackdown will have the result of ending piracy forever.

As a kid? Yes. I have a very strong gag reflex. The doctor using a tongue depressor would make me retch. I had trouble swallowing meat if it was tough or fatty. I would have to chew it for a very long time before I could swallow it. Fatty bacon I usually just had to give up and spit out.

It took me until I was a teenager until I could swallow a pill. I practiced on swallowing blueberries.

Now I have no problems, I can swallow a handful of pills and I’m a vegetarian.

Trying to expand their market to the Moon and Mars.

I just made a similar comment above but you’re in an abusive relationship. MS isn’t going to come to their senses and change paths. You can delay things by using powertoys, but they’ll be back to abuse you again. Use this time to plan an exit strategy and leave.

ShutUp10 is the equivalent of being in an abusive relationship and telling yourself “it’ll be okay if I just don’t upset them and stay out of their way”. You know it’ll happen again. You’re just in denial and kicking the ball down the road a bit until they do it again. Use it to buy yourself time to make a plan to get out of the relationship. The sooner you leave, the better off you’ll be.

They’re both known for making the earth shake.

If they don’t like being called that they could always… stop raping children.

Appropriate username

He didn’t capitalise any True Names, nor write any magic words at a 45° angle.

What is this, amateur hour?

People say “IKEA” as a shortcut to saying flatpack furniture in general. Actual IKEA brand stuff is pretty good, but I’ve assembled some horrible stuff from other brands.

I jumped in with both feet this winter. I’d finally had enough of MS’s bullshit and couldn’t bear to use Win11. I built a new system and installed Mint and I’m loving it. I’ve only had very minor issues with the system itself or with gaming on Steam or Heroic.

usually with “i want to be able to wear heels”

That’s fine. I might wear them too.