Unlikely that thered be a round in the chamber, but it doesn’t take long to make that happen. But that being said, a bolt action is quicker than you think when operated by an expert.

Just pump a noobtube up there. Problem solved.

Nah, those snipers are paid by taxpayers.

Plus, a literal underground rave is going to be a much better time than a sporting event, as well as having better people.

Explain your position.

Hmmm it couldn’t be me that’s the issue. No, it’s gotta be the children who are wrong.

Actually yeah.

This is why I don’t do Walmart. Sure it’s cheaper than target, but I’m willing to pay more for not having to deal with the gravy seals.

Those fuckers volunteer for this shit

Don’t talk about my mother like that.

Is it, though?

And then it’ll be up to the humanoid cockroaches to decide.

I think it also has a lot to do with the humidity of human breath.

I appreciate that you stated it in a way that the fun fact is there’s a theory, and not that the theory was definitive fact. But it definitely seems plausible.

It’s over.

How do magnets work?

Because boobs- psychostick

The words truth, facts or liberty in all caps.

Add “reach out” to that list. God I hate business buzzwords.

Banana

Edit: damnit. I should’ve gone with the car guy answer: “Miata is always the answer” but I’ll leave it up.