I think it might fall more on “be clean” than fall asleep. If it is hot at night then you are sweating during the day - full stop - it might not be a lot, or for long periods, but you are getting smelly.

So you spend the whole day getting dirty, and sweaty, and then you sleep in it all night? Every night?

How often are you cleaning your sheets?

There is only so much excitement one can take

Get the feeling the piss drawer is their most closely guarded room at the center of the hive.

Would feeding dolphins Asparagus be eco terrorism? Or?

So if one of them ever gets caught in the rain? They’re “dead to me”

If only. Would not be surprised to break core functionality.

I suppose the argument is that those ‘features’ are not core.

Nobody needs to use their phone to control their washing machine.

Can show you the secrets of the universe using a DMT Pen and…

Anyone else get “Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a homemade megaphone, using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone.” vibes.

It can fix all of the CEOs problems, and most of the managers problems. It can summarize text, and generate believable bullshit.

That’s why they don’t understand why it won’t solve the workers’ problems.

They have no idea what you do.

I feel like a hipster, or maybe a troglodyte, but I got an instant camera. I don’t take a lot of photos anymore but I do look at every single one of them. They go right on my wall/desk/wherever for display.

I have my “camera”(phone) all the time but I never have it ready.

Too many distractions when I try to use it.

Too many clicks to open the camera.

Too easy to take hundreds of photos you never look at in the pursuit of the best shot for social media

And honestly too good a resolution. I just want to remember the moment, the memory, the raw emotion not see all my imperfections.

I just wish it wasn’t so dang expensive.

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They absolutely had a lot of debt*

Credit cards wit have been available for quite some time.

The… Wat?

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Remember to ask her if she is ovulating, or on her period first

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Given the Tick-Tock pattern of Windows OS and 11 being the bad cop tock

That honestly would probably get higher adoption numbers if for other reason than historical expectations.

Windows 3, 95, 98, Vista, 7, 8, 10, 11…