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Behind the bastards the war of the eggs

Good to see the umpa lumpas are doing ok.

1. Drink coffee
2. Bitch about something coffee related
3. Continue drinking said coffee
4. Repeat tomorrow.

Just stop drinking the burnt non fun part of cocaine.

Adding complexity… Motherfuckers are adding electric tailgate and auto wipers and you are worried about the manual transmission.

How is bing still trying to make bing happen?

I’ll set a alarm this time so I remember… no I don’t need to title the alarm so I remember what it’s for, no way I will forget what it’s for… 6hrs later why the fuck is my alarm going of

Motorola

O go fuck yourself Google .I do not need more bushit pop ups asking if I’m sure when I want my phone to do things.

Sounds like she fit in pretty good on the office then.