Girl: “And then my ears, I understand let’s get on with it.”
Cat: “WRONG. Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why.”
Girl: “And then my ears, I understand let’s get on with it.”
Cat: “WRONG. Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why.”
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The dramatic tension would be better if we reverse them
Yeah, like Kissin… whisper sounds oh wait never mind carry on
But that’s so inefficient-- what if half weren’t paying attention? Just pick one or two, and send a $12M escort with beer to “win them over.” Easier, and the money goes to people that deserve it instead of ad agencies.
This recommendation gets passed around a lot online, but usually doesn’t include the reason why it works so well. From a scientific standpoint, it’s because cats movement works off of 5G, which is reflected by heavy gauge tinfoil when the shiny side is facing out. It’s not surprising that sites mostly controlled by the government don’t want that information distributed.
STEP THREE: They are altering the deal.
STEP FOUR: Pray they don’t alter it any further.
Lotta smug people in here having a laugh at the obvious satire, but from a technical standpoint this can be a real problem.
Happened to me this AM – had to eat cold bread after it untoasted itself, then get back in bed before my alarm clock unrung. I had stuff to do today
I’m sorry, but the committee will have to deduct a “self-awareness” penalty from your “excuse-making” bonus. Please feel free to alternate between lashing out and apologizing in the space below:
I’m thinking more along the lines of Slow and Courteous: 10-and-2 Grip
Yep. People don’t put up any shooting galleries around the house, then complain when the sofa arms are riddled with bullet holes.
Legends foretold the day that someone would make it through the Cat Store self-checkout area
Person: “Why should that make such a… difference?”
Bear: “Well, you see, you use different moves when you’re fighting half a dozen people than when you only have to be worried about… one.”