PrimeErective

Ugh, I was just telling the youngins about the old phones with the IR blasters that let you control everything. Those were the days

iSame

I saw a full rainbow from a plane once. It was sick

Shared joy is double joy, shared sorrow is half a sorrow

Hey yo check out this guy with the ornithopter!

Good to know. I always thought it would be more exciting to jump from the top!

Would wear that T-shirt

It’s like they’re going out of their way to make me not care about their game

Aha, so this must be the inspo for the post about Disney donating $8m to Hannah Montana Linux

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better

That’s pretty lit that you learned that today

Portugal and whatever the fuck this is

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis

I hear if you eat too much, you get sick. Shrimp are pretty rich

Oh no, they’re offline…

Anyway

The new kind of writer’s block

You finally made a monkey…

There needs to be the geriatric equivalent, like “olding”

Probably because it’s made of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff