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Good to know. I always thought it would be more exciting to jump from the top!

Would wear that T-shirt

It’s like they’re going out of their way to make me not care about their game

Aha, so this must be the inspo for the post about Disney donating $8m to Hannah Montana Linux

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better

That’s pretty lit that you learned that today

Portugal and whatever the fuck this is

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis

I hear if you eat too much, you get sick. Shrimp are pretty rich

Oh no, they’re offline…

Anyway

The new kind of writer’s block

You finally made a monkey…

There needs to be the geriatric equivalent, like “olding”

Probably because it’s made of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff

Looks more like a laundry detergent bottle

Be my guest! Presumably it would also work with Brazil

Did you know there’s an island near Italy with one million Sicilian people?

That’s the biggest number I’ve ever heard

Mummy? Sorry. Mummy? Sorry. Mummy?

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