I love Dick’s

No I was the fuck man guy… wait

What kind of tea do you recommend that’s not green tea?

Gender grenade

No mf I want to drive 100+ that means I’m gonna pass on the right

/sarcasm

Unless you’re passing a semi, give those big mfs 3 car lengths before you switch lanes

Yeah dolphins seem pretty happy. Though idk the ocean is scary

How you explained it helped a lot. So it basically is a windows emulator but isn’t for legal reasons? Lol

Ebay? They have all the same shit

Join me in my new company shitify where we see just how low we can go

You’re alrigh boah

The age of our sun would be what would concern me the most. Personally

So just slap a power inverter in there somewhere and you’re good to go

Bruh 2 days without Facebook in the states and people’s mental state drastically improves. There will be some that are really mad about it but the ones that aren’t will find an elated sense of catharsis

I’d be interested in how it happened. Maybe someone can do it again

God would I just absolutely bust

Yeah this is cool and all but how can it benefit the wealthiest people in the country more? ✊💦✊💦

Ive got a TOS for them:

SECTION I

a. This contract expressly and to the fullest extent of the law binds that I did not read, nor am I bound to the terms and agreement laid out in any agreement that I agreed to. Any financial gains are automatically won by me in arbitration and any losses acrued are paid for by the Company to me with interest. Here is a vague copy/paste of about 9 more incoherent paragraphs full of “legal jargon” that never really state any clear purpose or definition of services rendered.

…

SECTION IX.

a. BY READING OR NOT READING THIS NOTICE COMPANY ASSUMES AND ACCEPTS ANY AND ALL FINANCIAL LIABILITY THEREIN. COMPANY AGREES TO PAY ME $75,000 FOR EDITING THIS CONTRACT (STANDARD GOING RATE PER DAY) PER DAY EFFECTIVE FOR 3 DAYS MAXIMUM TOTALING $225,000 PLUS TAXES AND INTEREST PAID.

b. COMPANY HAS UP TO 5 DAYS TO RESPOND TO AND DISPUTE THIS CONTRACT(They can’t. It is legally and eternally binding). THANKS FOR THE MONEY NERDS

Who the fuck is reddit

If gollum and Steve Buscemi had a secret baby